Pickup lines
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Tashina-Karamomo
Laughing Crystal ~dD
Ryuunope
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Hyera
Lee Seung Gi
Tetora-Senpai
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MonjaElisa
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Pickup lines
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South Korea.
South Korea.
Last edited by Evil_Otaku on Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:29 pm; edited 1 time in total
Re: Pickup lines
BAD:
''Did you just die and come back to life?... cause you're smokin'''
Cute:
''I could drown in the vast oceans that are your eyes...''
''I wish you were an open book so I could study you all night long...''
''if your heart is racing, I wanna be the one to wrap my hand around it and be the one it thumps for''
''Did you just die and come back to life?... cause you're smokin'''
Cute:
''I could drown in the vast oceans that are your eyes...''
''I wish you were an open book so I could study you all night long...''
''if your heart is racing, I wanna be the one to wrap my hand around it and be the one it thumps for''
MonjaElisa- Full Moderator M
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Location : Norway (Hyrule)
Re: Pickup lines
I got one but its based on the English dub of Steins Gate where Okabe said "I'm from 5 hours in the future."
Kurisu responded "Is that the first half of a pick up line?"
So here's mine if however dirty.
"I'm from 5 hours into the future and we spent 4 hours making out. I'm here for round 2."
Kurisu responded "Is that the first half of a pick up line?"
So here's mine if however dirty.
"I'm from 5 hours into the future and we spent 4 hours making out. I'm here for round 2."
Re: Pickup lines
Bryan Dacote wrote:I got one but its based on the English dub of Steins Gate where Okabe said "I'm from 5 hours in the future."
Kurisu responded "Is that the first half of a pick up line?"
So here's mine if however dirty.
"I'm from 5 hours into the future and we spent 4 hours making out. I'm here for round 2."
In my head, I said that as "I'm here to relive that last hour" XD
Re: Pickup lines
Are you tied, Because you been running around my head all night.
Hello, it seem I lost your number mind giving it to me.
Let me buy you a drink.
If you were a Pokemon I choose you.
Yo babe, want to go see the inside of my Gundam cockpit?
Hey, want to have a Pokemon battle?
Hello, want to be my Nakama tonight?
Hello, the force say we should talk.
Hello, know how much a Snorlax weights, enough to break they ice.
Hey babe, ever been with a Otaku before?
Hello, it seem I lost your number mind giving it to me.
Let me buy you a drink.
If you were a Pokemon I choose you.
Yo babe, want to go see the inside of my Gundam cockpit?
Hey, want to have a Pokemon battle?
Hello, want to be my Nakama tonight?
Hello, the force say we should talk.
Hello, know how much a Snorlax weights, enough to break they ice.
Hey babe, ever been with a Otaku before?
Re: Pickup lines
"Do you know how I got these guns?"
Point to biceps while flexing
"Lifting children out of poverty."
Point to biceps while flexing
"Lifting children out of poverty."
Lee Seung Gi- LEVEL 7
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Age : 37
Location : South Korea
Re: Pickup lines
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
Lee Seung Gi- LEVEL 7
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Age : 37
Location : South Korea
Re: Pickup lines
Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.
Lee Seung Gi- LEVEL 7
- Posts : 155
Age : 37
Location : South Korea
Re: Pickup lines
Hmm an interesting field, i shall contribute with something i hope you to accept as sufficient. My entry is as follows:
Oh! *turns around from a window staring out into the almost azure mist with a distant view of far away mountains, the room is blank* i didn't know you came here too *said with a surprised but joyous expression* well, anyway i like it here as i can stare of into the vast, beautiful scenery around me, unfortunately i might not live to explore every inch of it, and in that way its sad....but *turns around and stares into the eyes of the partner* iv'e never mentioned this to you, but I've always found comfort in your eyes, its almost as if i can see the wonderful views i see from the window in your very pupil, but what you hold is beauty, manifested into a perfect being. *drops head down, then lifts head up in a turning motion back to the window* ahh what am i even saying, what i see when i stare deep into you is much more than can be put into words, just like the feeling i have of knowing one day, i'll leave this "blank room" and move forward to the peak of the brilliant mountain i stare at so intently. But *turns back around and stares directly at [almost into] the partner* you are my peak, every part of you is the brilliance that leads up to that spectacular peak, id like to explore your eyes just as much as that *points out window* divine landscape. I know i sound like a mental patient *turns back around to the window, leaning elbows on the frame as was when the partner entered* but i guess everyone has their own ridiculous fantasy right?. *sighs then smiles, the mist then covers the scene and the line has ended*
~N~
Oh! *turns around from a window staring out into the almost azure mist with a distant view of far away mountains, the room is blank* i didn't know you came here too *said with a surprised but joyous expression* well, anyway i like it here as i can stare of into the vast, beautiful scenery around me, unfortunately i might not live to explore every inch of it, and in that way its sad....but *turns around and stares into the eyes of the partner* iv'e never mentioned this to you, but I've always found comfort in your eyes, its almost as if i can see the wonderful views i see from the window in your very pupil, but what you hold is beauty, manifested into a perfect being. *drops head down, then lifts head up in a turning motion back to the window* ahh what am i even saying, what i see when i stare deep into you is much more than can be put into words, just like the feeling i have of knowing one day, i'll leave this "blank room" and move forward to the peak of the brilliant mountain i stare at so intently. But *turns back around and stares directly at [almost into] the partner* you are my peak, every part of you is the brilliance that leads up to that spectacular peak, id like to explore your eyes just as much as that *points out window* divine landscape. I know i sound like a mental patient *turns back around to the window, leaning elbows on the frame as was when the partner entered* but i guess everyone has their own ridiculous fantasy right?. *sighs then smiles, the mist then covers the scene and the line has ended*
~N~
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Re: Pickup lines
I’m an unknown world. You’ll probably lose track of time. From the miracle of meeting you. A promise has grown in my heart. I always want to protect you. Because you mean more to me than anything else...
:3
:3
Re: Pickup lines
I only know how to err unpickup a girl?
Hey is your nose a rabbit hole? Because it's got a lot of hares in it.
*badum ts?*
Hey is your nose a rabbit hole? Because it's got a lot of hares in it.
*badum ts?*
Ryuunope- LEVEL 0
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Location : Sweden
Re: Pickup lines
I find this amusing; I've never used pickup lines, I've just met people in mutual settings and hit it off xD
...please, continue
*lurks*
...please, continue
*lurks*
gwidhw- Full Moderator
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Re: Pickup lines
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber
Laughing Crystal ~dD- LEVEL 5
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Location : asia
Re: Pickup lines
Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber
why not a tomato? :3
Re: Pickup lines
Ryuunope wrote:I only know how to err unpickup a girl?
Hey is your nose a rabbit hole? Because it's got a lot of hares in it.
*badum ts?*
xD haha it's funny
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Baby you're like a wooden stake. Instead of making my heart skip a beat, you made it stop for eternity . ;3
Everything about you is simply beautiful. You make me want to tie you up, lock you in a lab while I slowly examine every nook and cranny of your being. One.....by....one~ ;3
[insert sexy hairflip]
Everything about you is simply beautiful. You make me want to tie you up, lock you in a lab while I slowly examine every nook and cranny of your being. One.....by....one~ ;3
[insert sexy hairflip]
Tashina-Karamomo- LEVEL 20
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Re: Pickup lines
Hyera wrote:Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber
why not a tomato? :3
coz tomatoes are red, round and fat....
Laughing Crystal ~dD- LEVEL 5
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Location : asia
Re: Pickup lines
Key wrote:Hi.
*Thousands of girls drop from my sexiness*
let me try XD
Hi.
*IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!*
Laughing Crystal ~dD- LEVEL 5
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Location : asia
Re: Pickup lines
Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:Hyera wrote:Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber
why not a tomato? :3
coz tomatoes are red, round and fat....
and have 1button
Re: Pickup lines
pff XDBryan Dacote wrote:jordan_mikuza wrote:
cockblock level 900000000000000000000000
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