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GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
yeah... this would be a general knowledge thread!
i actually wanted to collect some really cool general knowledge since i am quite poor in it XD
so.. go on, post all the awesome infos you have!
i actually wanted to collect some really cool general knowledge since i am quite poor in it XD
so.. go on, post all the awesome infos you have!
Laughing Crystal ~dD- LEVEL 5
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Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
I comprised a list of very useful tips several years ago:
Useful tip number 1: These “tips” are simple, and funny. Don’t take em seriously… except for… 2, 7, 11, 19, 20 and 22. Other than that take em with a grain of salt. If you don’t got salt… go get some.
2. Q: What do you do when your Xbox 360 dies?
A: Get a Wii or PS3. Don’t even BOTHER getting a new one! It’ll die too. It does make a good paper-weight
though…Also good as a blunt weapon!
3. Do NOT listen to creepy music while walking down a street at night. You WILL scare yourself.
4. If all else fails… buy a new one and hope it doesn’t screw up too. (for anything, including Xbox 360’s and Fords’)
5. Do not try playing your Wii games on your NES… it doesn’t work. I know, I know hundreds people say otherwise but it’s true.
6. Mayo is good on a BLT.
7. Don’t run towards a speeding car. (or away for that matter)
8. Milk is a good source of Calcium
9. Peanuts make peanut-butter which is good on celery
10. Ketchup makes everything delicious… and red
11. Unlike most people think, you CANNOT, and WILL NOT, EVER be able to use the force… I know it sounds like a good idea but you can’t.
12. If you can sneeze with your eyes open you are either dead, or more epic than God.
13. 1 plus 1 equals 2, but you already knew that, so go get yourself a sandvich or something.
14. Flies are a great distraction for cats, at least until they catch them.
15. Why pigs are considered dirty if they bathe in mud? I mean it apparently makes them cleaner. Forget water, go use mud.
16. If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around obviously it makes a sound so stop asking that question.
17. Cake is not a lie, it is in fact a very delicious weapon of death
18. Toilet Paper makes a good stand-in for a bandage
19. Cursing and swearing at the TV is NOT gonna help you win the game, but it does make you feel better… but then again so does taking a piss…
20. It is a known FACT you can’t win The Game… which you just lost again… thinking about it… so did I… crap. CURSE THE GAME…. DARN IT!
21. The meaning of life is 42. Proven fact; at least it says in “the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
22. Giving a Nazi a boot the head is fun(ny)
Last tip: You shouldn't read pointless tips that are not helpful... let alone write them... Not unless... your bored of course.
Useful tip number 1: These “tips” are simple, and funny. Don’t take em seriously… except for… 2, 7, 11, 19, 20 and 22. Other than that take em with a grain of salt. If you don’t got salt… go get some.
2. Q: What do you do when your Xbox 360 dies?
A: Get a Wii or PS3. Don’t even BOTHER getting a new one! It’ll die too. It does make a good paper-weight
though…Also good as a blunt weapon!
3. Do NOT listen to creepy music while walking down a street at night. You WILL scare yourself.
4. If all else fails… buy a new one and hope it doesn’t screw up too. (for anything, including Xbox 360’s and Fords’)
5. Do not try playing your Wii games on your NES… it doesn’t work. I know, I know hundreds people say otherwise but it’s true.
6. Mayo is good on a BLT.
7. Don’t run towards a speeding car. (or away for that matter)
8. Milk is a good source of Calcium
9. Peanuts make peanut-butter which is good on celery
10. Ketchup makes everything delicious… and red
11. Unlike most people think, you CANNOT, and WILL NOT, EVER be able to use the force… I know it sounds like a good idea but you can’t.
12. If you can sneeze with your eyes open you are either dead, or more epic than God.
13. 1 plus 1 equals 2, but you already knew that, so go get yourself a sandvich or something.
14. Flies are a great distraction for cats, at least until they catch them.
15. Why pigs are considered dirty if they bathe in mud? I mean it apparently makes them cleaner. Forget water, go use mud.
16. If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around obviously it makes a sound so stop asking that question.
17. Cake is not a lie, it is in fact a very delicious weapon of death
18. Toilet Paper makes a good stand-in for a bandage
19. Cursing and swearing at the TV is NOT gonna help you win the game, but it does make you feel better… but then again so does taking a piss…
20. It is a known FACT you can’t win The Game… which you just lost again… thinking about it… so did I… crap. CURSE THE GAME…. DARN IT!
21. The meaning of life is 42. Proven fact; at least it says in “the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
22. Giving a Nazi a boot the head is fun(ny)
Last tip: You shouldn't read pointless tips that are not helpful... let alone write them... Not unless... your bored of course.
Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Mimicking the movements and postures of someone during a talk or interview will make them think that they like, unbeknownst to them.
Go get that job!
Go get that job!
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Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:
It may not be homophobic per se, but it's stupid an perverted.
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Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
...Also, dryer lint makes fantastic fire starting material.
Even better, is taking steel wool, and putting a battery to it. It's like magic~~~!
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Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
i dont know how many knew this....
Guess what BILL gates studied in harvard before starting microsoft? :O
>>>Law....
Guess what BILL gates studied in harvard before starting microsoft? :O
>>>Law....
Laughing Crystal ~dD- LEVEL 5
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Location : asia
Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
1 hyera, very sweet to tasteHyera wrote:1 human, 1 special belly button
Laughing Crystal ~dD- LEVEL 5
- Posts : 118
Age : 26
Location : asia
Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
a sweet coffee flavour xDLaughing Crystal ~dD wrote:1 hyera, very sweet to tasteHyera wrote:1 human, 1 special belly button
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