GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

View previous topic View next topic Go down

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Laughing Crystal ~dD on Thu May 14, 2015 4:50 pm

yeah... this would be a general knowledge thread! Very Happy
i actually wanted to collect some really cool general knowledge since i am quite poor in it XD
so.. go on, post all the awesome infos you have! Very Happy
avatar
Laughing Crystal ~dD
LEVEL 5
LEVEL 5

Posts : 118
Age : 19
Location : asia

Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Bryan Dacote on Thu May 14, 2015 5:50 pm

I comprised a list of very useful tips several years ago:

Useful tip number 1: These “tips” are simple, and funny. Don’t take em seriously… except for… 2, 7, 11, 19, 20 and 22. Other than that take em with a grain of salt. If you don’t got salt… go get some.

2. Q: What do you do when your Xbox 360 dies?
A: Get a Wii or PS3. Don’t even BOTHER getting a new one! It’ll die too. It does make a good paper-weight
though…Also good as a blunt weapon!

3. Do NOT listen to creepy music while walking down a street at night. You WILL scare yourself.

4. If all else fails… buy a new one and hope it doesn’t screw up too. (for anything, including Xbox 360’s and Fords’)

5. Do not try playing your Wii games on your NES… it doesn’t work. I know, I know hundreds people say otherwise but it’s true.

6. Mayo is good on a BLT.

7. Don’t run towards a speeding car. (or away for that matter)

8. Milk is a good source of Calcium

9. Peanuts make peanut-butter which is good on celery

10. Ketchup makes everything delicious… and red

11. Unlike most people think, you CANNOT, and WILL NOT, EVER be able to use the force… I know it sounds like a good idea but you can’t.

12. If you can sneeze with your eyes open you are either dead, or more epic than God.

13. 1 plus 1 equals 2, but you already knew that, so go get yourself a sandvich or something.

14. Flies are a great distraction for cats, at least until they catch them.

15. Why pigs are considered dirty if they bathe in mud? I mean it apparently makes them cleaner. Forget water, go use mud.

16. If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around obviously it makes a sound so stop asking that question.

17. Cake is not a lie, it is in fact a very delicious weapon of death

18. Toilet Paper makes a good stand-in for a bandage

19. Cursing and swearing at the TV is NOT gonna help you win the game, but it does make you feel better… but then again so does taking a piss…

20. It is a known FACT you can’t win The Game… which you just lost again… thinking about it… so did I… crap. CURSE THE GAME…. DARN IT!

21. The meaning of life is 42. Proven fact; at least it says in “the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

22. Giving a Nazi a boot the head is fun(ny)

Last tip: You shouldn't read pointless tips that are not helpful... let alone write them... Not unless... your bored of course.

_________________
"There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!" ~ Mario Savio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_C3yoxTSEk
avatar
Bryan Dacote
Admin Bry
Admin Bry

Posts : 1802
Age : 26
Location : Tax-a-two-shits

http://www.blargaria.com

Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Guest on Fri May 15, 2015 12:44 am

Mimicking the movements and postures of someone during a talk or interview will make them think that they like, unbeknownst to them.

Go get that job!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Laughing Crystal ~dD on Fri May 15, 2015 2:14 pm

avatar
Laughing Crystal ~dD
LEVEL 5
LEVEL 5

Posts : 118
Age : 19
Location : asia

Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Guest on Mon May 18, 2015 2:55 am

Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:

It may not be homophobic per se, but it's stupid an perverted.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by gwidhw on Mon May 18, 2015 3:04 am



...Also, dryer lint makes fantastic fire starting material.
Even better, is taking steel wool, and putting a battery to it. It's like magic~~~! Very Happy
avatar
gwidhw
Full Moderator
Full Moderator

Posts : 513
Age : 26
Location : A Hollow Bastion~ (Canada)

Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Laughing Crystal ~dD on Fri May 22, 2015 9:21 am

i dont know how many knew this....
Guess what BILL gates studied in harvard before starting microsoft? :O
>>>Law....
avatar
Laughing Crystal ~dD
LEVEL 5
LEVEL 5

Posts : 118
Age : 19
Location : asia

Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Hyera on Sat May 30, 2015 9:42 am

1 human, 1 special belly button Razz
avatar
Hyera
BG MASCOT
BG MASCOT

Posts : 4072
Age : 18
Location : EU

http://hyerahizyb.deviantart.com

Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Laughing Crystal ~dD on Sat May 30, 2015 3:45 pm

Hyera wrote:1 human, 1 special belly button  Razz
1 hyera, very sweet to taste
avatar
Laughing Crystal ~dD
LEVEL 5
LEVEL 5

Posts : 118
Age : 19
Location : asia

Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Hyera on Sat May 30, 2015 9:06 pm

Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:
Hyera wrote:1 human, 1 special belly button  Razz
1 hyera, very sweet to taste
Razz a sweet coffee flavour xD
avatar
Hyera
BG MASCOT
BG MASCOT

Posts : 4072
Age : 18
Location : EU

http://hyerahizyb.deviantart.com

Back to top Go down

Re: GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum