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Post by Evil_Otaku Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:25 pm

Good, bad, creepy or funny! Let's hear em.  If you have a good response for one, let's hear that too!
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Post by MonjaElisa Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:22 pm

BAD:
''Did you just die and come back to life?... cause you're smokin'''



Cute:
''I could drown in the vast oceans that are your eyes...''
''I wish you were an open book so I could study you all night long...''

''if your heart is racing, I wanna be the one to wrap my hand around it and be the one it thumps for''
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Post by Bryan Dacote Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:33 pm

I got one but its based on the English dub of Steins Gate where Okabe said "I'm from 5 hours in the future."
Kurisu responded "Is that the first half of a pick up line?"

So here's mine if however dirty.

"I'm from 5 hours into the future and we spent 4 hours making out. I'm here for round 2."
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Post by Evil_Otaku Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:38 pm

Bryan Dacote wrote:I got one but its based on the English dub of Steins Gate where Okabe said "I'm from 5 hours in the future."
Kurisu responded "Is that the first half of a pick up line?"

So here's mine if however dirty.

"I'm from 5 hours into the future and we spent 4 hours making out. I'm here for round 2."

In my head, I said that as "I'm here to relive that last hour" XD
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Post by Tetora-Senpai Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:11 am

Are you tied, Because you been running around my head all night.

Hello, it seem I lost your number mind giving it to me.

Let me buy you a drink.

If you were a Pokemon I choose you.

Yo babe, want to go see the inside of my Gundam cockpit?

Hey, want to have a Pokemon battle?

Hello, want to be my Nakama tonight?

Hello, the force say we should talk.

Hello, know how much a Snorlax weights, enough to break they ice.

Hey babe, ever been with a Otaku before?

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Post by Lee Seung Gi Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:18 am

"Do you know how I got these guns?"
Point to biceps while flexing
"Lifting children out of poverty."
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Post by Lee Seung Gi Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:19 am

Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
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Post by Lee Seung Gi Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:20 am

Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.
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Post by Guest Mon May 04, 2015 10:24 pm

Hmm an interesting field, i shall contribute with something i hope you to accept as sufficient. My entry is as follows:

Oh! *turns around from a window staring out into the almost azure mist with a distant view of far away mountains, the room is blank* i didn't know you came here too *said with a surprised but joyous expression* well, anyway i like it here as i can stare of into the vast, beautiful scenery around me, unfortunately i might not live to explore every inch of it, and in that way its sad....but *turns around and stares into the eyes of the partner* iv'e never mentioned this to you, but I've always found comfort in your eyes, its almost as if i can see the wonderful views i see from the window in your very pupil, but what you hold is beauty, manifested into a perfect being. *drops head down, then lifts head up in a turning motion back to the window* ahh what am i even saying, what i see when i stare deep into you is much more than can be put into words, just like the feeling i have of knowing one day, i'll leave this "blank room" and move forward to the peak of the brilliant mountain i stare at so intently. But *turns back around and stares directly at [almost into] the partner* you are my peak, every part of you is the brilliance that leads up to that spectacular peak, id like to explore your eyes just as much as that *points out window* divine landscape. I know i sound like a mental patient *turns back around to the window, leaning elbows on the frame as was when the partner entered* but i guess everyone has their own ridiculous fantasy right?. *sighs then smiles, the mist then covers the scene and the line has ended*

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Post by Hyera Tue May 05, 2015 12:22 am

I’m an unknown world. You’ll probably lose track of time. From the miracle of meeting you. A promise has grown in my heart. I always want to protect you. Because you mean more to me than anything else...

:3
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Post by jordan_mikuza Tue May 05, 2015 9:11 am

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Post by Ryuunope Tue May 12, 2015 4:13 pm

I only know how to err unpickup a girl?

Hey is your nose a rabbit hole? Because it's got a lot of hares in it.

*badum ts?*
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Post by gwidhw Wed May 13, 2015 12:06 am

I find this amusing; I've never used pickup lines, I've just met people in mutual settings and hit it off xD

...please, continue Smile
*lurks*
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Post by Laughing Crystal ~dD Fri May 15, 2015 4:03 pm

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber Smile
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Post by Hyera Sat May 16, 2015 10:06 am

Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber Smile

why not a tomato? :3
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Post by Hyera Sat May 16, 2015 10:07 am

Ryuunope wrote:I only know how to err unpickup a girl?

Hey is your nose a rabbit hole? Because it's got a lot of hares in it.

*badum ts?*


xD haha it's funny
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Post by Tashina-Karamomo Sat May 16, 2015 10:37 am

Baby you're like a wooden stake. Instead of making my heart skip a beat, you made it stop for eternity . ;3

Everything about you is simply beautiful. You make me want to tie you up, lock you in a lab while I slowly examine every nook and cranny of your being. One.....by....one~ ;3

[insert sexy hairflip]
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Post by Laughing Crystal ~dD Sat May 16, 2015 3:11 pm

Hyera wrote:
Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber Smile

why not a tomato?  :3

coz tomatoes are red, round and fat.... Razz
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Post by Guest Sat May 16, 2015 3:21 pm

Hi.

*Thousands of girls drop from my sexiness*

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Post by Laughing Crystal ~dD Sat May 16, 2015 3:24 pm

Key wrote:Hi.

*Thousands of girls drop from my sexiness*

let me try XD

Hi.
*IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!*
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Post by jordan_mikuza Sat May 16, 2015 3:36 pm

pfff XD

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Post by Hyera Sat May 16, 2015 4:41 pm

Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:
Hyera wrote:
Laughing Crystal ~dD wrote:If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber Smile

why not a tomato?  :3

coz tomatoes are red, round and fat.... Razz


Razz and have 1button Razz
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Post by jordan_mikuza Sat May 16, 2015 6:37 pm

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Post by Bryan Dacote Sat May 16, 2015 7:35 pm

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Post by jordan_mikuza Sat May 16, 2015 8:20 pm

Bryan Dacote wrote:
jordan_mikuza wrote:Pickup lines When_pick_up_lines_go_bad_by_makssarts-d6ahryt

cockblock level 900000000000000000000000
pff XD
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